When a youngan', Bubba never let the moss gather under his feet. People seen Bubba in such far away places as Florida and Germany. Some people claims he's really a New Yorker but once you meet Bubba you know this ain't true. He has to be a good ole Rebel from the South because he carries a sweat comb that he hardly uses even in the heat of summer. No Yankee could ever do that.

Bubba is a word traveler. He has been spotted floatin' down the rivers of Pennsylvania, rollerblading in industrial parks and on the beaches of North and South Carolina. When travelin', Bubba only stays at the finest resorts. He once stayed at a place so high tech that when he sat on the edge of the bed, the bedside lamp would turn off and on. He makes friend where ever he goes. He does not discriminate based on age, sex, tattoos or even height. He once had a friend who decided to become a midget and Bubba was very supportive.

Bubba is a tall and handsome man with Confederate gray hair. Sometimes he has been spotted sporting a Southern favorite, a Mullet. No one is quiet sure how many times he has been hitched but he is currently settled down with his Misses, Miss Bonnie. Bubba also has a kid. She's a girl. She must be a Southerner because she went to school to learn to ride horses better. No Northern schools offer horse ridin' as a major.

Speakin' of animals, Bubba has several. A dog... or at least we think it's a dog – okay, it might be a goat. He also has a cat and a bird. They are all eccentric - (that's a fancy word for weird.)

It is rumored Bubba was once an executive. He worked for years keepin' cars on the road. No, he's not a mechanic but he supplied chains to the Big 3 automakers. It's a shame Bubba ain't no mechanic because once he wrecked both of his cars at the same time and he wasn't driving either one of them...and they were parked... in his own driveway. Yes, Bubba is skilled man. One day while still a company man, Bubba threw all his work away and just sat at his desk. About two months later he surfaced in Goose Creek, South Carolina. I wonder if he sat there for two months with nuttin' to do?

 

Now that he lives in South Carolina, Bubba still works. He's kinda modern day Robin Hood. He takes bread from the store and gives it to the poor.
Many organizations want Bubba to join. Just recently The Tuskegee Airmen asked Bubba to become a member. He attends several different churches often in the same Sunday. He's learned up on religion real good. Vickery's (a fancy eatery over in town) has even given him a shirt in hopes he will work for them.

 

Biography by: Michael - Bubba's kin (son-in-law)